Cheap Microphones!

Well, would ya just look at that! A plethora of cheap microphones! These are the kind you give your preschooler to belt out nursery rhymes. You can also hand them to the slobbering drunks as they try to "sing" Karaoke.

They are most particularly suited for your special friend who feels they have to utter some kind of self-proclaimed profundity, and to add to the drama they are creating, feels the need to drop the microphone on the floor (as long as they turn the switch off first to keep from irreparably damaging the speakers - and listeners' ears).

I think everyone who has a collection of professional (expensive) microphones needs to have at least a few of these to hand to less-than-professional mic handlers who have no concept of how to properly use a real microphone. So... for those untrained or negligent users who desire to get their hands, feet (as well as unmentionable body fluids) on my microphones, I present to you my collection of cheap microphones that I (mostly) don't give a crap about.

Oh, and if you do manage to slobber all over any of my microphones or touch them with your unwashed hands, even these chintzy ones, you are still required to wipe them down with at least 91% alcohol.